I was about to step out last night to find where to chop suya… If possible, enter club and look for babe to chill with. Na so one of my hookup girls messaged me out of the blue. She don marry now, so I no even expect anything unusual. The chat come like this:
"Babe, are you around?" she asked.
I said, "Yes, I dey around o!"
I con ask her, "How your husband, Emeka?"
She said, "We dey bored."
"Bored ke? Married people dey bored?" I asked.
I was already curious. I asked her how, and she just said, "Philt, can you do something for me?"
I asked, "Wetin be that?"
She paused small and then dropped the bomb: "We want you to come over for a threesome."
I gasped. "With your husband or wetin?" I asked sharply.
She laughed. "Yes, nah. Na Freiman want am. E say e need threesome this night."
I know the man well. Freiman get money die. This guy even buy Emeka car on their wedding day. Before I fit gather my thoughts, I see video call notification. I pick am—lo and behold, na Freiman dey call! He smiled and said, "O boy, how far now? Come make we cruise weekend together."
I asked him, "Your house or hotel?"
He laughed. "Hotel," he replied.
As a sharp guy, I quietly dey record the call. One can never be too careful, you know? Anyway, I decided to take the risk and drove straight to the hotel. When I enter their suite, Freiman dey there with Emeka, grinning ear to ear. First thing he said was, "So, o boy, you wan knack my wife?"
Fear catch me small. My mind dey race. I stammered, "Oga… eh, I no understand o."
Then he laughed, "Na joke, calm down."
We drank, smoked, and even enter jacuzzi together. From there, things start escalate. I touch Emeka small for her bobby. Freiman come touch my gbola. Fear gripped me.
I was like, "Oga, me I no understand o. Wetin be all this?"
Emeka just smiled and said, "You no understand wetin? My baby like your picture! You know wetin e mean."
"Ah, abeg o, I no be gay," I quickly said. "Wetin sef una want?"
Freiman looked at me and said plainly, "Five million naira. Be my partner."
I froze. Five million naira! Me, wey dey drive 2006 Toyota Corolla. Where I wan see that kain money?
As my brain dey calculate, Freiman raised the offer. "Okay, ten million naira, plus apartment."
I asked myself, "Shey I dey dream like this?"
Freiman smiled again. "Baby, can I do the transfer now? Let’s start."
I snapped, "Oga, who you dey call baby?"
Emeka leaned in and said, "Babe, relax nah. Nack me, nack my husband join. Na the deal."
I blinked. "Your husband go knack me?"
They both shook their heads. "No," they said. "Just knack the two of us. That’s all we want."
I was still processing when they told me, "Go home, think about it, and get back to us by tomorrow evening."
To crown it all, Emeka handed me her car key, saying, "Drive my Benz home tonight." I refused, though. I told her, "I never drive Benz before."
Freiman just smiled and said, "Make up your mind. I go give you the latest Benz you want."
Now, if na you, wetin you go do?
